In late 2009, during my winter travels through the majestic countryside of the Colorado rocky mountains, just after an early winter storm, I inadvertently drove my truck into a tree. After a grand restoration of my ford ranger I was left without a front bumper. This caused me no concern as I often advocate "the uglier your vehicle, the less likely it will be seized by unscrupulous hoodlums". My theory has proven soundly as I still have my truck.
Meanwhile in Tennessee. I have, over the last 2 days, been running around in an effort to purchase my lumber for my house. During on one of these jaunts through the wilds of Jasper Tennessee, I found my self in the clutches of our local unscrupulous hoodlums, the Tennessee highway patrol and in an effort to seize my truck they informed me that apparently it is illegal to drive a vehicle without a front bumper. Who would have thought? Far be it from me to be non-compliant with our oh so fair judicial system. So There!
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amy birch
9/27/2012 03:03:01 pm
Great!
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